Airman John Smith of Guam declares he’d rather have

The Perils of the Pretty

The white limo door opens like an oyster shell, and there, nestled in the leather of the back seat, is our pearl.

Miss Virginia USA slides out, stands up, straightens.

Yes, Virginia if you don’t count the bomb sniffing dogs that before dawn snuffled over the Sheraton Columbia, where you’ll be staying the next few weeks, or the man packed fake designer bags SUVs that have been circling the hotel at absurdly Designer Louis Vuitton Replica Handbags slow speeds, or the heaping fruit baskets fake louis bag , balloons and overburdened luggage replica louis vuitton bags from china carts that have streamed in throughout this March 25 morning.

But Miss Virginia 26 year old Jennifer Anne Pitts of Richmond is the first of the 51 Miss USA 2005 hopefuls to arrive, to stride up the snake’s tongue of a red carpet.

The waiting press is electrified. replica louis vuitton bags A bona fide beauty queen!

“Don’t worry, she’s so sweet,” Julius Tolentino says.

Julius Tolentino is Miss Virginia’s personal photographer. Well, he doesn’t exactly have the credentials to prove that, but he’s in the press line, OK? When not working his day job developing submarine stalking software for the Navy, he does a little tracking of his own of beauty pageants, that is.

Beauty queens are, after all, intriguing beings, wrinkle free but replica designer handbags deeply carved with dimples, slender bodies topped by masses of hair into which cell phones and designer cheap louis vuitton bags from china sunglasses mysteriously disappear.

They are curiously the same. They come from different backgrounds, of course there’s a granite importer and an aspiring career soldier this year and all corners of the country, but a disproportionate number favor thin white pantsuits and Louis Vuitton handbags with their rhinestone lined pageant sashes. Everyone says the same lines they’re all living their dreams, and modeling on the side.

And everyone’s looking forward to seeing what Baltimore has to offer in these nearly three weeks before the pageant, a time packed with publicity appearances and pre production filming across the state in advance of tonight’s live national telecast from the Hippodrome.

One of the first stops will be Ocean City.

“Ohh,” Tolentino says with a commiserative shiver dolabuy , “I hope they don’t make them frolic in their bathing suits.”

And the ladies? we ask. What do they hope?

Their ears haven’t popped from the plane yet, but they’ve memorized the questions. “I just want to relax and have a good time,” Miss Florida, 24 year old Melissa Witek, says with a radiant smile.

But on the ends of steeply sloped sandals, her little toes are clenched in a death grip.

Goosebumps and rubber grass are suddenly sexy when the contestants are around, as nine are on a recent cold morning at the M Bank stadium, shooting some scenes on the fake turf with a few grinning Ravens.

In short shorts, the contestants flounce through agility drills, hurl footballs high quality designer replica handbags and scrimmage with players, including quarterback Kyle Boller, who looks only slightly miffed when Miss Nebraska USA intercepts one of his passes and surges for a touchdown, trailing a comet’s tail of curls. The other Ravens roar: What a woman!

Afterward, though, Miss Florida frets like a little girl as she regards her knees, which she skinned badly during the game.

“I mean, I have a pageant to worry about,” she says.

These are the most powerful and the frailest of creatures, and their effect on men is fascinating. They draw longing stares and derisive comments in equal measure, a reaction perhaps cheap louis vuitton bags from china uk to the sashes stretched across their torsos, simultaneously advertising their beauty and the fact that it is up for debate.

At the Baltimore Washington International Airport another day, the beauty queens are scheduled to visit troops departing on a flight for the Middle East. Loud snorts are heard as this news spread up and down the camouflage clad line. Airman John Smith of Guam declares he’d rather have a care package full of beef jerky than a kiss from a beauty queen.

That doesn’t appear to be the case a few minutes later when the women materialize, as golden tan as though they’d just returned from desert tours themselves. Suddenly, jewels of military intelligence spill forth from 1:1 replica handbags men who’d icily refused to disclose their destinations to a reporter a few minutes earlier.

The troops hastily unwrap disposable cameras and jostle for replica louis vuitton pictures with the women.

“Oh, sweet,” says Staff Sgt. Byron Rauch of Omaha, Neb., posing with the reigning Miss USA, Shandi Finnessey, a blond giantess with at least 6 inches on him.

Standing off to one side frowning is Kila Williams, a 32 year old sergeant from Orlando replica louis vuitton bags , Fla. Despite the fact that Miss Kansas flies into her arms high quality replica handbags china as though Williams is Rambo, the soldier feels a little out of place.

“This is a distraction to me,” she says. “We should be concentrating on the war.”

Her comrades have already christened her Miss Army.

“It’s like a false portrayal of womanhood, or something,” she says.

Yet, to soldiers leaving for a world where lovely faces often hide behind veils, this was a form of American beauty they want to remember. Here is a glimpsed belly, there a wide grin. The closest thing to a burqa is Miss Arizona’s poncho, made of purple rabbit’s fur.

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